dear future husband

well these used to be to an unknown person but i guess we all know who these are to now

you will never never play video games ever. because so help me i will kill you. or break all of your stupid CDs in half then hide your laptop. or divorce you we'll see which one comes first
also on that note our kids will never play video games at all. no xbox no computer games. board games are the closest thing the kids will get.
also our girl will be forced to do gymnastics and dance. no chubby kids
our boy will play baseball but he is not allowed to play football and he must become a doctor
and another thing i require a  grey kitchen just because i love that color so much. not one single wall in our entire house will be white tan or brown it is against the rules.
also we will have a to-do list that needs to be completed every friday. its how i function. i've done to do lists my whole life so now you are dragged into it too

thanks your future wife