when i say these words know the meaning because they are very important.
1. fine.
this is the word i use to end and argument when i am right and you need to shut up
2. five minutes
if i am getting dressed. this means a half an hour. five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five minutes to stop something or complete a task.
3. nothing
this is the calm before the storm. this means something and you should be on your toes arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine
4. go ahead
this is a dare. not permission or approval (ahem football) don't do it!!!
5. loud sigh
this is actually a word but is a non verbal statement often misunderstood by men a loud sigh means i think you are and idiot and wonder why i am wasting my time standing here arguing with you about nothing. (refer back to number 3)
6. that's okay
this is one of the most dangerous statements i can make to you. that's okay means i want to think long and hard before deciding how and when i will make you pay for your mistake
7. thanks
i am thanking you do not question me just say you are welcome babe. unless i say thanks a lot which is sarcasm do not say you're welcome
8. whatever
its me saying f you
9. don't worry about it. i got it
another dangerous statement meaning this is something i have told you to do several times but am now doing it for myself this will result in you asking whats wrong for my response refer to number 3
