Dear Tamale Ladie,
Hello my name is Taylor Brown, you may not know me, and i may not know you, but you give me a gift that i hold very very dear to my hear every single Tuesday, and i would like to thank you for bringing that joy to my life, i my friend and referring to the glorious tamales you give to my parents once a week that i consume all on my own. I would like to extend the invitation for you to come live with me and make tamales for me forever. your rent would be making me tamales when ever i want. we could be best friends. We could have awesome conversations about how amazing your tamales are. and we could make tamales together. of course you are thinking well " you are so cool and are moving away for college i cant leave my family" well dont worry i will take you with me right up to the small town i like to call cedar city, and who needs a family when you have me and i will even make it a package deal and let you make tamales for haden as well. Please consider my offer and get back to me by the 18th when you bring me the next batch of tamales.
sincerely,
Taylor l brown
