Awkward:
- as i was driving to my friend krystons house i saw a guy under a lamp post just sitting there staring at his dog, while his dog smelled a small patch of grass then on my way home i saw him standing in the same spot. I said "i feel ya man!" totally not realizing my window was down, he looked up turns out it was my old math teacher from 10th grade...
-The mass amount of texts i have been getting from people with awkward auto corrects in them.
lev: "oh hey taylor wanna bang later?"
me: what?
lev: BANG
lev: oh my gosh i meant Hang! i promise!
-I got out of my car and a truck surrounded by guys all turned and stared at me. All. the. way. to. the. front. doors.
-Chris O'mara. thats all.
-walking around a corner almost tripping over a kid sitting on the ground, there was no one else in the hall and he said "nice tits." It was a looooonnnnnggg walk to my class on the end of the hall.
-An army recruiter came to my class and was in the middle of a speech about america and its greatness when the kid behind me decides to ask "do they drug test you in the army?" the Sargent had a come apart and continued to glare at him the entire class. but i sit in front so he was staring at me. i sunk low in my seat and kept my head down.
Awesome:
- over the weekend we went stargazing. i was on pinterest and there was a picture in the bed of a truck snuggled up in a million blankets. so i invited kryston jake and haden so we went to an empty lot and stargazed. then the cops showed up. buz kill
-me and haden are what i like to call beef jerky buddies. i get beef jerky once a week. nuf said.
-deciding to be healthy. i feel great.
-during halloween we go to the mansion on south dixie dr. and they hand out obscenely large candy bars. (dont worry this is pre diet)
